“You promised me that you would save him over me! You promised me! You’re a liar! You’re a liar!”
Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
Elementary + Sherlock in the brownstone
"You have not left the house in a week and you’re begining to smell like old mimeographs"
“A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.” - Terry Pratchett
AU in which someone gives me the funds to make a show about a coven of young British witches looking to live fast and die really, really old (although actually they’re not planning to die at all - but shh, spoiler alert). Featuring fiercely strong bonds of friendship, witchy nights in with pyjamas and ice cream, and lots of token male characters who exist only as plot advancements and eye candy and who usually die after an episode or two.
Ron and Harry’s imaginary predictions for their Star charts in Divination which actually happen during their fourth year. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Page 196)
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk