off in the night while you live it up, i’m off to sleep

waging wars to shake the poet and the beat

i hope it’s gonna make you notice

OHMYGOD

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It’s Karen Gillan! (x)

Okay so let’s break this down. First of all, Matt, the best way to act like you’re not insanely attracted to you costar would be to immediately stop talking about whatever you’re being interviewed for and instead get a ridiculous grin on your face the moment you see her approaching. Never mind that you’re working right now and you’re supposed to be promoting your show — it’s Karen, after all, and she has a monopoly on your attention. This is perfectly normal. Next, as soon as she’s close enough, you should reach out and touch her neck. Everyone knows this is a common platonic greeting in your culture and nothing more. In fact, you should do it without even looking at her, so that it is less obvious that you have done this a thousand times and are very used to it and could probably reach out and stroke Karen’s hair with your eyes shut because your hand is a Karen-homing hand…wait. No, strike that. Better to look at her. Oh, okay, you’ve already—-well, all right, but we can fix this. Just move on and change the subj—-or you could make some crack about her looks, that’s fine too, it’s not like anyone might start to notice your curious obsession with Karen’s looks because you don’t mention them in every other interview, that’s cool, that’s fine. I mean, yeah, if they’re really clever some people might notice that every time you see Karen you make some reference to her totally not being attractive at all and how you totally don’t think she’s really pretty, and they might start thinking that this could be some weird form of denial, but don’t worry, Matt, it’s not like these interviews get watched by a fanbase of clever peop…waaaaaaait a second.

Okay you might be screwed.

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